ThingsKidsSay
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ShortMan: "Hey Dad, why did you eat 7 tacos last night?" Me: "Well......"
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OH: "I like naked people."
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Taking our 5yr old out on a "date" tonight, he says to me "I am so excited, but you are going to do something with your hair, right?"
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"Hey Dad, what's does CC spell? You know what? I know a man named CC Chap Man!" ~ ShortMan (5/yrs) cc: @cc_chapman
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My 4 yr old drove the police car shopping cart, people were in the way, he beeped and yelled "Geez..lots of bad drivers out today Mom!!"
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Kicking a ball with a 2½ yr old & it goes in the bushes. So I say Oh went in the bushes! He turns & says That's not a bush, its a hydrangea
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My Son just asked if I own a "Bumpit",thing to make your hair puff up, I said no, do I need one? and he said "No, you are fabulous already".
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Just answered a frantic call for help of "Heellppp I fell in the toilet!!" so hard not to laugh at him.
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5 yr olds bday party tonight, indoor party with moonwalk. One little boy comes out of the moonwalk and says "I am giving myself a timeout".
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ShortMan (4 yrs old) just told @ALangford that he "doesn't think she (7 mo. old) likes you treating her like a baby."
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While sitting on the potty making a deposit, my 4 yr old just said "@Eric_Guerin, I love that guy!"
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"Its nice to unwind in a bath at night... ahhh" - said by a 4 year old.
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@alangford "What's wrong buddy?" ShortMan "Nothing Mama. It's just frustrating being four."
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"Even though you're Old School, I still love you." said ShortMan. This inspired me to create the ThingsKidsSay group: